Joshy: "Mom, one time I saw a praying mantis!"
Me: "Really? Those are cool!"
Joshy: "And I even heard it talking!"
Me: "Wow, what was it saying?"
Joshy: "Heavenly Father..."
Overheard in the car:
Me: "We just need to stop at Payless and see if we can exchange Sam's sandal that broke."
Sam: "Well, you're going to get two sandals, right Mom?"
Me: "Of course! One sandal wouldn't do anybody much good."
Sam: "It would for someone who only had one foot..."