Joshy's wedding plans...

When Josh and I were driving home from bowling today, he told me he had a dream that he was getting married (to Maggie Morris, of course).  Here's a little snippet:

Josh:  And YOU were there, too, Mom!
Mommy: Oh, I would hope so!  I definitely want to come to your wedding.
Josh:  Or else you'd miss out on all the fun!... When you get married, the husband carries the wife home.  I saw that on Up.  But when I get married, I'll just drive in the car.  Actually, my wife will drive the car.  I will just tell her jokes to make her laugh.

Sounds like a good plan to me, buddy!