Today's funny conversation is brought to you by...

... Joshua.

Me: "Hmm...maybe we really don't need to go to the craft store today..."
Joshy: "Please oh please! I want to go the craft store!"
Me: "YOU? Why? What would you get there?"
Joshy: "Um...Supplies..."
Me: "What kind of supplies?"
Joshy: "Ya know, designs. Cool designs. Stuff you could glue to the wall!"

Don't worry, hon -- he didn't REALLY want to go to the craft store. He was just afraid I was going to make him eat lunch at home instead of packing his chicken nuggets in a bag to eat on the road. These kids think home-made kids meals are the coolest thing ever.